Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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