that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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