i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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