it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
