He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My bed smells like the plague
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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