absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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