this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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