The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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