Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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