You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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