She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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