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Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Come share oat with me in your robe
You were trust falling into bushes
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