Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Where is the hickey?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
