Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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