she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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