do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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