Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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