and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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