I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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