They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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