can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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