Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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