He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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