Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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