what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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