She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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