People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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