somebody snuck up and got me drunk
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
