haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Randomize
