help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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