she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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