I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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