He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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