i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She even gives head with a lisp.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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