I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
