Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just high enough for therapy.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Randomize
