Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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