Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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