Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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