feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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