Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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