I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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