Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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