Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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