question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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