We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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