on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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