i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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