so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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