thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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