No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
this will be a night to untag.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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