The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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