Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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