Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I have demons in me.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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