Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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