so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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